Monthly Archives: April 2011

I’m Gonna Wash That Gay Right Outta My Hair

Recently it’s disturbed me to notice that the people hell-bent on oppressing gays don’t just want to discriminate against them and marginalize them, they want to pretty much erase them.

Take, for example, a new measure making headway in the Tennessee Senate, SB49. Dubbed the “Don’t Say Gay” bill, it would make it illegal for educators to discuss any sexuality other than heterosexuality with students from kindergarten to eighth grade.

Not only is this legislation horribly offensive to gay men and women everywhere, it’s also potentially damaging to children. Contrary to the idiots and homophobes who believe this bill is a good idea, there are many kids out there who have gay parents. I wonder what it does to a kid to have state-mandated shame over their parents’ relationship? And how about the kids who are just starting to realize they might be gay themselves? It must be really fantastic for their self esteem to be brought up being taught by default that being gay is something so awful it can’t even be mentioned in school. Whatever happened to teaching tolerance so we can start to rid our schools of hateful bullying and subsequent suicides? Better we should try to erase gays from schools completely? Stupid. As. Shit.

A person who would love this fucked up piece of shit legislation in Tennessee is Ryan Sorba, the chairman of the Young Conservatives of California. In this speech he recently gave, he tells his fellow homophobes to stop using the word “gay” when  discussing gay people because it gives LGBT peeps an identity. He goes on to say that they should refer to gay people as “sodomites” among other choice terms. His logic clearly is that, aside from what gays do in the bedroom, our relationships are irrelevant and therefore should not be acknowledged even in conversation.

And then there was this business of a billboard that went up in New York. It was paid for by Planned Parenthood and depicted two men with the words, “Someone you know is in love.” Here is a pic of the billboard, isn’t it TERRIBLE?!


There was an outcry from conservatives (read: haters) who said that the billboard was offensive. What are we supposed to tell our children? Ummm… how about telling them the fucking truth: that some men fall in love with other men, and some women fall in love with other women, and we shouldn’t discriminate against them. Funny how you don’t hear a public outcry from these people over billboards for strip clubs or alcohol – gays should remain hidden, but strippers, totally cool.

The truth is, that whether these assholes like it or not, and no matter what your religion says, gay people and our relationships are a reality. We’re here, bitches. And these pathetic attempts to erase us from public discourse are sad and homophobic to the max. You may not like us, but we are American citizens and we deserve equal protection and equal rights under the law.

For those of you who still think you can sweep us under your hideous Walmart area rug, I have one thing to say: GLEE, Fox, Tuesday nights at 8:00.

An Orwellian Makeover for America’s Factory Farms? (VIDEO)

In 1906, Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle was published, igniting a national firestorm. The horrors that Sinclair’s book depicted inside our country’s beef industry led to such an uproar that Congress was forced to take action, passing the Meat Inspection Act and the Pure Food and Drug Act of 1906 (the latter led to the creation of the FDA).

Since then, animal rights activists have conducted countless undercover investigations, carrying on the tradition that Sinclair started, exposing American consumers to the cruel truth behind how the animals they eat become their food.

Now, the animal agriculture industry is fighting back with a nuclear salvo.

In the past couple months, three states: Iowa, Florida, and Minnesota, have introduced legislation that would make it illegal for undercover investigators to obtain employment and shoot video inside farming facilities.

The language in these bills is so far-reaching that even possessing or showing a video from inside these farms would be against the law. The Minnesota effort, in particular, doesn’t just bar investigators from farms; it would also extend criminal repercussions for footage taken inside pet shops, laboratories, shelters, and even veterinary offices.

Should America be concerned? You’re damned right it should.

Take, for example, this undercover investigation released just last week by the animal advocacy group Mercy For Animals. Conducted inside the E6 Cattle Co. in Hart, Texas, the undercover investigator’s gruesome footage revealed the following:

  • Workers bludgeoning calves in their skulls with pickaxes and hammers – often involving 5 to 6 blows, sometimes more – before rendering the animals unconscious
  • Beaten calves, still alive and conscious, thrown onto dead piles
  • Workers kicking downed calves in the head, and standing on their necks and ribs
  • Calves confined to squalid hutches, thick with manure and urine buildup, and barely large enough for the calves to turn around or fully extend their legs
  • Horrifying injuries and afflictions, including open sores, swollen joints and severed hooves
  • Ill, injured and dying calves denied medical care
  • The budding horns of calves burned out their skulls without painkillers

Here’s the video, in case you’d like to see this for yourself:

Orwellian laws making these kinds of exposés illegal reek of guilt and deny Americans access to crucial information. If big Ag has nothing to hide, transparency should not only be legal, it should be welcome.